Prayers for all Occasions, Needs, and Intentions

A MOTHER'S TRIBUTE 

"A Tribute to two very special Women in my Life!"

Mother,

You filled my days with rainbow lights,
fairy-tales and sweet dream nights,

A kiss to wipe away my tears,
Gingerbread to ease my fears.

You gave the gift of life to me,
And then in love, you set me free.

I thank you for your tender care,
for deep warm hugs and being there.

I hope that when you think of me,
A part of you, you'll always see.

God bless you, Mom and Muggie!  

My Mother Taught Me...

MEDICINE...
“If you don't stop crossing your eyes, they're going to freeze that way.”

TRAVEL ARRANGEMENTS...
Running away? I'll help you pack.”

LOGIC...
Because I said so. that's why.”

RELIGION...
You better pray that will come out of the carpet.”

FORESIGHT...
Make sure you wear clean underwear, in case you're in an accident.

GENETICS..
You're just like your father!”

CONTORTIONISM...
Will you “look” at the dirt on the back of your neck!”

SOCIAL ETIQUETTE...
Do I have to send you an engraved invitation?”

WEATHER...
It looks like a tornado swept through your room.”

MATHEMATICS...
Two wrongs don't make a right.”

ABOUT MY ROOTS...
Do you think you were born in a barn?”

CHEMISTRY...
You're not sugar... you won't melt.”

AND BEHAVIOR MODIFICATION...
You WILL eat it, and you WILL like it.”

THANKS MOM AND MUGGIE!
You're the greatest!